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Hunting Humans

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Posted

So this is different.

A man going by the name of "HUNT ME 4 SPORT" has issued a challenge to the world.

Kill him for 10,000 dollars.

His manifesto is below.

I seek hearty gents who fancy themselves sportsmen and bored of the usual game. I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide. I’m faster than a wild turkey, smart as any GODDAMN wild boar and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family.

If I am trapped and killed you stand to earn the RESPECT of your fellow hunters, a PRIZE HUMAN MOUNT for your wall and ALL INCOME from any organ harvest. For this I ask the reasonable sum of $10,000 US DOLLARS per hunter/per round.

I will be armed only with my wits and the clothes on my back (naked is + $2,000 US/ per hunter per round).

A round is a days (24 hrs) hunt. Now, IF a hunter falls in one of his OWN booby traps or fires at another hunter they are IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED and I WIN the $.

I will not attempt self-defense. I will only seek to evade capture. In the event of my demise ALL payment will default to my family.

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http://huntme4sport.com/

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Posted

wat.

Wait, what? Seriously. What a bad ass.

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I will not attempt self-defense. I will only seek to evade capture. In the event of my demise ALL payment will default to my family.

fucking lol'd

you kill him, his money goes to family and you get stuck with murder. If he dies from a cause other than the game, his money goes to his family.

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Dennis, YOU DO NOT HUNT A MAN

Also. I think I could catch him. And I'm fat. Looks like it'd be easy.

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Ya but you dont get anything in return for killing the bastard, its just a pyramid scheme. crafty red necks. they are getting to smart for their own good!

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Well he's at least as smart as a boar. Is that very smart? I've never seen any boars around the campus so I dunno.

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Well he's at least as smart as a boar. Is that very smart? I've never seen any boars around the campus so I dunno.

they rush when they feel threatened and usually dont back down. their not really smart, more aggressive.

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Posted

Put a twinkie in the center of a snare trap. Done.

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Put a twinkie in the center of a snare trap. Done.

I think his sister would work better :sillystupid:

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I smell a Darwin award inbound.

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This thread should have the Dueling Banjo song start when it's opened.

The thought hit me some of you may not know what that is.

EDIT: The clip might to be to long for some of you so here is one you will enjoy just as much.

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Is it just me or is that article all wrong. It says Encrino posted his manifesto here yet thats not true at all.

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I'm scratching my head going, "There's a manifesto?"

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AOL, what do you expect?

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